smeltz

v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in fucked-up or FUBAR

I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.

by Jaundice Khan August 16, 2007