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Someone who you love and think is fucking awsome
"wow, your such a stoltz"
stoltz by Stoltz July 15, 2008
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Stoltz'd 

It's like being punk'd but its alot cooler.
Stolz in German means proud. So being Stoltz'd is when someone punks you out of pride. The reason you add the T is because you can't say stolz'd, well you can but it sounds gay. Its hard to explain to people its like tell them the definition for "the" you just can't do it without sounding crazy.
Hahah you called me gay, so I stoltz'd you and left you at Best Buy and didn't come get you.
Stoltz'd by David O'Laughlin September 6, 2008
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Justin Stoltz 

Bitch, keyboard warrior. He will usually talk shit via social media and then run away when he sees you in person.
Justin Stoltz by Jackass360 August 13, 2018

gil stoltz 

a very weird guy
don't be a gil stoltz
gil stoltz by Anonymous June 15, 2003

Sativa Stoltz 

tries to frame her friends as child traffickers and even made a post to frame them.
fake 🤝
ruins everyones relationships

broke her own bestfriends door w a butter knife and framed it on her friends mom
accuses people of rape.

makes fun of people for being raped when she goes around saying she’s been raped by like 10 ppl
blackmailed someone with false rape claims

VERY problematic

physically abusive

hits her damn mom
says the n word even tho she is white as fucking toothpaste

etc.
Sativa Stoltz 🐖 just like animals animals animalsmalsssss

Kim Stolz 

The hottest lesbian celeberty out there! She's got blue eyes, red hair (cut short and dyed)and a fierce way about her!
Jane:"Hey Maggie, who is that fiece looking hottie standing over by Tyra Banks?"

Maggie:"Oh that's just Kim Stolz. She the hottest celeberty out there!"

stolting 

To fall asleep randomly in the company of friends. Sometimes accompanied by snoring. Somehow retaining the ability to jump right back into the conversation.
Chris was stolting in the meeting again.
stolting by atmoshacks December 20, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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