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Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.
Girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
Other girl: What happened?!
Girl: I got a smojob and I regret it!
Smojob by Smojobbb October 28, 2010
Related Words
smojob • Smoj • Smojak • smoji • smojii • Smojin • SmoJo
Oh Snap!That was Smojin.
Smojin by Smoj April 7, 2006
A smoking blowjob, or giving head while smoking.
smojob by smojo June 28, 2003
Named after Smo-----------------------When too girls suck a guys dick at the same time but rather than taking in it in the back of their throat they both suck on the sides of it at once. So they pleasure you and you watch them make out from either side of your dick
Damn those girls gave me the best smojob i've ever had, They made me cum in buckets!!!!
smojob by Stefan Smo,,,,, January 24, 2003
A gamer named vishal Kumar in Wisconsin. Brothers name is youangrynoob on xbox. And vishal is a fag.
Mc cchchxn smojii
smojii by Fpskingatjjdjdbdn December 25, 2013
The dank-ass weederinos
Ay my man that's some stanky danky smojak my neighbour
Smojak by nhfn March 5, 2018
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