The Shitopian is someone who is on meth or
heroin and enjoys the act of pooping as in defecating and using the product shit or ektoplasim to smear all over their bodies 2 use as a sexual lubricant and as they do so they also consume it , eating it like cupcakes and licking it off of each others body. The most sought after Shitopian Sexual Favored act is the maneuver called the Kolossal Kevin D. A Kolossal
Kevin usually consists of 7 guys standing over one guy on the
floor and all seven guys takes a turn taking a Kolossal krap on the dude and on the
floor right in his mouth. And the guy on the
floor thinks he's in heaven and he eats all the Kolossal kraps which send him right in to De heavens / his own type of heaven. Hints that give a Shitopian away are they try to brush their teeth a lot with multiple toothbrushes , they cannot look normal
people in the eyes and they eat a lot of food to make a lot of feces so they can have Kolossal
Kevin's everyday. And beware all their clothes and belongings will have shitstains on them them
Hey girl that guy was a s*** topian and I found do do all over all our furniture and clothes and in our
bed and even in our shower I had to kick him out.
hey man have you ever heard that that
carpet guy we use eats shit ? I didn't know that
people are shit at all and it's called being a Shitopian.