Shitopia 

A dystopia mistaken for a utopia. A fool's paradise, or a hell on Earth. The worst of all possible worlds. A place only the depraved would think of as heaven, like a pig in shit.

Hollywood is a shitopia for borderline personalities.

Shitopia by wondertrash September 2, 2009

Shitopia 

A descriptive word to desribe something bad. Also meaning the oppostie of utopia. Utopias are good, shitopia is bad.

I just came in from the rain and my hair looks like complete shitopia.

Stop dancing you look like shitopia.

I feel like shitopia.

You look like complete shitopia.

Shitopia by Playa Playaaaaa December 2, 2009

shitopia 

a very filthy place.

Kathmandu is a shitopia.

shitopia by uttam maharjan October 28, 2010

Shitopia 

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

Shitopia by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

Shetopia 

An imagined place made by and for self-made women. In this female paradise, the planet has reached full gender equality; both women and men working together for a better world where no one is short-changed, undercut or cut-off.

The word was first used by brand Sally Hansen in their film ‘Shetopia,’ celebrating self-made women everywhere in the name of their self-made founder, Sally Hansen.

In my Shetopia, women would count their money, not calories.

Shetopia by Sally1957 October 2, 2017

Shitopian 

The Shitopian is someone who is on meth or heroin and enjoys the act of pooping as in defecating and using the product shit or ektoplasim to smear all over their bodies 2 use as a sexual lubricant and as they do so they also consume it , eating it like cupcakes and licking it off of each others body. The most sought after Shitopian Sexual Favored act is the maneuver called the Kolossal Kevin D. A Kolossal Kevin usually consists of 7 guys standing over one guy on the floor and all seven guys takes a turn taking a Kolossal krap on the dude and on the floor right in his mouth. And the guy on the floor thinks he's in heaven and he eats all the Kolossal kraps which send him right in to De heavens / his own type of heaven. Hints that give a Shitopian away are they try to brush their teeth a lot with multiple toothbrushes , they cannot look normal people in the eyes and they eat a lot of food to make a lot of feces so they can have Kolossal Kevin's everyday. And beware all their clothes and belongings will have shitstains on them them

Hey girl that guy was a s*** topian and I found do do all over all our furniture and clothes and in our bed and even in our shower I had to kick him out.

hey man have you ever heard that that carpet guy we use eats shit ? I didn't know that people are shit at all and it's called being a Shitopian.

Shitopian by BossBitch2020 November 6, 2019

Smitopia 

Noun: An place or state of utopian experiences.

Synonyms: paradise, heaven, heaven on earth, nirvana, bliss.

"When you get to Smitopia relax, take your time and really breathe it in!"

Smitopia by Silver tongued wordsmith August 4, 2019