Jaiden Smithism

When one says something meaningless, with the intent of sounding wise or wistful

I got high as fuck last night and made a few Jaiden Smithisms

by bisensual_bowser November 01, 2021

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Sticky Blicky

When you fill a water gun with cum (yours or someone else's)

Sasha wouldn't give me that dome so a hit her with a sticky blicky

by bisensual_bowser March 08, 2022

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When someone is perfect in every way but they have a disgusting kink

John Hamm is so hot, it just sucks that he won't fuck me unless I eat his shit! He's such a butterkink

by bisensual_bowser November 01, 2021

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Useless Acronym User: Someone who uses acronyms when they are not needed, either because of context or because you could just say the full words

Larry from work texted me a meme from 2012 with the caption LMFAO. That guy is such a UAU!

by bisensual_bowser November 01, 2021

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Shaking your dick to remove remaining droplets of fluid

I just went to the bathroom, but there was still piss on my dick after I went, so I had to fin flap to get it off

by bisensual_bowser November 01, 2021

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The type of camel that tries to fit stuff in overhead compartments on planes that obviously won’t fit

Bro my boy Darius has this camel who tried to bring a whole ass couch cushion onto a plane. What a mfing cramel

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When you put hot sauce in your urethra and then bust a nut. Shortened version of "Burning nut"

Me and Sasha were getting horny while eating Indian food, so she gave me a burnut

by bisensual_bowser February 18, 2022

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