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smilence 

Smile and keep silence. Used when you know the answer, but do not want to say it or there is some force stop you from telling it out.
Lucy asked me how do you think of her dance. I think that's bad but I don't want to hurt her, so I just smilence.
smilence by GemiPiggy February 22, 2010
Word of the Day on September 30, 2022
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A comment given to a person to describe their personality. Means that the person is kind, smart, funny, and outgoing. A really kind way to say that a person is amazing.
you are so svilena today, you gave that homeless man 20 bucks.
Svilena by Palin Get April 17, 2011

smilence 

Smile meaningfully but keep silence.

Smilence occurs when you know what is going on, but decided not to speak it out. However your smile betrayed your attempt.

You do smilence because that you do not want to hurt others' feeling or harm yourself; or the answer is forbidden to say or too trivial or simply useless.
When the party says that freedom of speech is a fundamental right of Chinese citizen endorsed by the constitution, the shitizens all keep their smilence.

"Why are you smilent! Who do you think is more beautiful, Helen or me?" my girfired asked me.
smilence by joopaajee January 6, 2011
The most beautiful girl ever to walk on earth. Everyone loves her due to her kindness and strength. She’s extremely loyal to her friends. Whenever she walks into a room heads turn and gawk at her beauty. If you meet a silena never let her go.
That girl is so awesome! She must be a Silena!
Silena by adelaide1256 June 25, 2018
How long a smile produced from a certain activity, person, or mood will last.
"the smileage from winning the lottery shall last until the money is gone."

"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."
smileage by snarkysays4 December 7, 2009

smilegasm 

The feeling you get when someone does/says something sweet for you.
'Yeah, Becky! He gave me these flowers and I had a total smilegasm!!!'
smilegasm by Kaitlyn Iz Kewl August 14, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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