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smileable 

It's good to smile at people when you see them in the street. But, not everyone is deserving of a smile. Some people are mean and nasty and really don't deserve to be smiled at.

If someones smileable, you consider them worthy of your smile, and are willing to offer up a free smile, just to be nice.

Note: Not to be mistaken for 'Smileability'
Did you see that guy? He was totally smileable! I'd smile for him any time. What an awesome dude.

Wow! She's really smileable, she's just so nice. I could smile at her all day long :-)
smileable by SmilingBear January 2, 2012
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Sizeable funbags 

Hey look at her sizeable funbags ...

I wouldnt mind a viewing those sizeable funbags

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How long a smile produced from a certain activity, person, or mood will last.
"the smileage from winning the lottery shall last until the money is gone."

"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."
smileage by snarkysays4 December 7, 2009

smileybeard 

A smileybeard is a smiley face with a beard.
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smileybeard by beardmen November 6, 2011

Shiteable 

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.
Shiteable by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

smileaches 

The most wonderful ache that there is. Caused by just being with, thinking about, talking to, or simply looking at someone who is very special to oneself. The ache that never goes away completely because it has a perpetual effect on everthing else that you feel. Anyone who experiences a "smileache", never forgets it, and considers it to be a treasure to their being because the smilemaker is someone that you cherish every moment with, and who can brighten even the darkest moments of your day.

I have smileaches because everytime I think about you I smile. I guess that's why I'm always smiling.
smileaches by Buddy666 April 20, 2007

smirkable 

Not quite worthy of laughter; able to be smirked at.
Napolean Dynamite was not funny at all. It wasn't even smirkable, in fact. Somehow it still became a cult film. Wtf?...
smirkable by ash1337 November 19, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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