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How long a smile produced from a certain activity, person, or mood will last.
"the smileage from winning the lottery shall last until the money is gone."

"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."
smileage by snarkysays4 December 7, 2009
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Smileygeek 

A member of an internet forum who posts several smileys in their posts because they can't communicate with words properly. They also use LOL and ROFL a lot.
I'm a smileygeek :) :D LOL :):):P
Smileygeek by DS-Schism November 8, 2006
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A word used to measure the minimum to maximum area a person can smile. Smilage is measured using the circumference of a smile
Ex1: Zakiyah increases Mike's smilage with everything she says.

Ex2: Yo you're maxing out my smilage right now.

Ex3: yo let me measure dat smilage.
Smilage by Mike "The Bat" Zino June 22, 2010

S/mileage 

That love-lovey all-girls japanese group. You know, those girls with super-mini-skirts.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK THOSE GIRLS, WOW, THEY'RE SOOO LOVELY <3 WUB WUB WUB

Dude, they're called "S/mileage"
S/mileage by S/miler December 23, 2011
A bad joke you told that you just can't stop laughing about. You find yourself grinning over your own witty banter long after everyone else ceased politely laughing at the joke.

The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.
That joke I told Cindy about 'tearable puns' sure gave me a lot of smilage.
Smilage by sublingual September 22, 2016

SmileAmericaPTT

a member of the CEC fandom “Andre” who created Dolphin Puppet & many other projects, and his name has been used in a handful of 80’s CEC commercials
smileamericaptt just goofed up
SmileAmericaPTT by iwasamistake December 1, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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