smileage
"the smileage from winning the lottery shall last until the money is gone."
"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."
"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."
smileage by snarkysays4 December 7, 2009
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Smileygeek
A member of an internet forum who posts several smileys in their posts because they can't communicate with words properly. They also use LOL and ROFL a lot.
Smileygeek by DS-Schism November 8, 2006
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Smilage
A word used to measure the minimum to maximum area a person can smile. Smilage is measured using the circumference of a smile
Ex1: Zakiyah increases Mike's smilage with everything she says.
Ex2: Yo you're maxing out my smilage right now.
Ex3: yo let me measure dat smilage.
Ex2: Yo you're maxing out my smilage right now.
Ex3: yo let me measure dat smilage.
Smilage by Mike "The Bat" Zino June 22, 2010
Smilage
A bad joke you told that you just can't stop laughing about. You find yourself grinning over your own witty banter long after everyone else ceased politely laughing at the joke.
The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.
The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.
Smilage by sublingual September 22, 2016
SmileAmericaPTT
a member of the CEC fandom “Andre” who created Dolphin Puppet & many other projects, and his name has been used in a handful of 80’s CEC commercials
SmileAmericaPTT by iwasamistake December 1, 2019
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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