Smicker

A friendly, easy going chap. Often says silly or inappropriate stuff, but they end up being the funniest comments ever! Reasonably good looking with a great mustache.

That was such a smicker thing to do bro!

Duncan is such a smicker.

He is so smickery.

Smicker by gbaby121 November 5, 2011

Smicker

(noun)
1. A unit of measure equal to approximately 100 lbs

Or

2. A unit of measure equal to approximately a 5:00 mile

1. I can deadlift almost 3 Smickers!
2. Wow! He ran those 2 miles in .85 Smickers! He must have Smicker legs!

Smicker by 19-502 December 15, 2018

spickerpickerupper 

A hispanic male whose occupation involves picking up injured hispanics and transporting them to nearby hospitals; a Mexican ambulance driver.

"Mr. Lopez is making a lot of money now that has a job as a spickerpickerupper."

"Call the spickerpickerupper...Juan has cut his rear end up really bad!"

"Could you send a spickerpickerupper to my house as quickly as possible? My husband was shot while he was robbing the local convenience store."

spickerpickerupper by www.LMNOP.com February 13, 2007

snicker-snag 

One of the tricks in the stable of the midwestern playground bully. To snicker-snag someone is to hold them down, dangle a thread of spit out of your mouth and while the spit is dangling, dip your head closer and closer to the victim. threatening to drape the spit on their face. The spit does not reach its target in a true snicker-snag, but is instead, sucked back in at the last possible second. It is a variation on snagging, which is to actually spit on someone. The snicker-snag (and snagging in general) was brought into the popular vernacular by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

"Death by snicker-snag!" - MST3K's Mike Nelson, during a scene in which two guys are fighting and one is holding the other down.

"I want to kick this movie in the groin and snag on it!" - MST3K's Crow, during Starfighters

snicker-snag by Eric Seven April 11, 2004

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.

Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

thomasville slicker by YungThomas April 19, 2014

eat a snickers 

When someone has an attitude or is hella worked up and needs to calm the f**k down. A reference to the Snickers commercials when someone "is not themself" until they eat a Snickers.

Friend 1: What the hell is wrong with Dee?

Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.

eat a snickers by deeBoe October 16, 2014

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016