smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005

smerf

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

by fuck0ff January 8, 2012

smerf

a damn communist

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

by Pimp T-Dawg March 5, 2003

Smerf

(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol

by Dark Demon Troll June 30, 2010

papa smerf

a blue man who lives in a crazy village that only has one woman inhabitant, who helps populate it.

Papa smerf is my bitch, yo!

by thekkibs July 15, 2004

jerkey smerf

when two gay Indian guys have sex

Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??

by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008

Smelf-Awareness

The awareness of one’s personal body odor.

Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”

by DylpickeSky May 8, 2018