A
fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set
vagina and a constant desire to give
head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.
"
Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on
the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or
bigger.............whatta smerf"