At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.
by WordMann68 February 2, 2011
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to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

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I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
by Ce'nedra April 16, 2005
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A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.
"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"
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The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
by Pimp T-Dawg March 5, 2003
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originally from san francisco ca. A cool group of kids that do smerkish stuff and get away with it.
Those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.
by lilsmokeeshopShorty September 24, 2010
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(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing
man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol
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a blue man who lives in a crazy village that only has one woman inhabitant, who helps populate it.
by thekkibs July 16, 2004
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