smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
by Ce'nedra April 16, 2005
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hike

we cry as they hike up the sales tax from 2 to 7%
by Ce'nedra April 16, 2005
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