Smego 

A mexican who tries to say he isnt mexican but then say he was to immigrate to MEXICO. also has taco Tuesday but probably uses soft shell

also a man who usually has half a baggie of ketamine laying around and then proceeds to make his girlfriends lesbian

Yo, did you hear about that Smego nigga?
Yeah, he turned his exgirlfriend into a lesbian for the second time lmaooooooo

Smego by Cute Gay Boy March 10, 2019

Smego Brick

A Smego Brick forms when you don't wash your cock for a long period of time. This causes smegma to develop. Over time this smegma consolidates under your foreskin and around the tip until it hardens. Then the Smego Brick is formed as it hardens so much that its like a brick.

Hey man, I heard that your growing your Smego Brick, how is that going?

Smego Brick by Flaming February 15, 2026

segocia 

Irish term of endearment for a kind hearted loved one

me aul segocia

segocia by littlest_hobo July 24, 2009

Smegma Male 

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

Smegma Male by Hanza30 August 12, 2021

segotia 

Dublin slang for a close friend.

how'rya going me auld segotia?

segotia by Shamrock83 March 8, 2011

smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008

Smeggan 

The fine particles of shit that come out of your ass when you fart.

All I can taste is your smeggans

Smeggan by Willie Shit Face😆 June 30, 2019