Smego

A mexican who tries to say he isnt mexican but then say he was to immigrate to MEXICO. also has taco Tuesday but probably uses soft shell

also a man who usually has half a baggie of ketamine laying around and then proceeds to make his girlfriends lesbian

Yo, did you hear about that Smego nigga?
Yeah, he turned his exgirlfriend into a lesbian for the second time lmaooooooo

by Cute Gay Boy March 10, 2019

Smego Brick

A Smego Brick forms when you don't wash your cock for a long period of time. This causes smegma to develop. Over time this smegma consolidates under your foreskin and around the tip until it hardens. Then the Smego Brick is formed as it hardens so much that its like a brick.

Hey man, I heard that your growing your Smego Brick, how is that going?

by Flaming February 15, 2026