Smeging 

The act of dripping one's smega upon another's forehead (usually performed when the victim is unconscious)

Smegzaib strikes again with another a mass special needs school smeging

Smeging by Smegzaib Leaver December 4, 2021

Smeaging 

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.

Babybay was smeaging on 'em

Smeaging by yadooK March 12, 2021

sieging the castle 

verb: a sexual act done by tucking your erect penis behind your legs (see mangina.) You then get a female to inspect this area and then release your surprise cock, creating a battering ram like motion into the girl's chin and/or eye.

She thought I was just doing a mangina, but she didn't know it was a trap and I was sieging the castle.

sieging the castle by Acalex January 25, 2009

Smegina 

The smegma behind a womens vagina flaps

I left my girlfriend because she didn't clean her smegina

Smegina by SteelDallas1 November 28, 2019

Shmegington 

Schmidt from New Girl yells "oh snap, shmegington" in response to Winston.

A word that means everything, and nothing.

Believe in the shmegington.

Oh snap, shmegington

Shmegington by Shmegington 2024 May 7, 2022

Smegging 

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

Smegging by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

Smeaging 

An abundance of anxiety; When anxiety takes over life.

“Beaker” from Sesame Street

Al’s Smeaging out right now.
I talked to him earlier, he was smeaged out.

Smeaging by Smig Bush August 10, 2023