Smashie

From Celebrity juice: "Smash her back doors in" - to go up the poop shaft)

You see that fit lass at the bar - I'd like to smashie smashie her ;o)

by Bishyb December 27, 2011

Smashie

A racial slur to describe a Smasherian or an infected of the Smasher Ball Parasite.

"All these white people just snapped all of a sudden! And now they want to kill all minorities!"

"No! They didn't! They are Smashies now! They have become infected by a mind controlling parasite!"

"Keep your goddamn sword away from me you damn Smashie!"

"These damn Smashies just love to swing their damn swords at us and treat us like we are so inferior to them."

by ChussyPussy April 16, 2024

hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

smashing beetles

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017

Bay Area High School Smashers

A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.

"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"

by NorCalBoys June 14, 2019

illegal smashing

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.

"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017