smarn't

A sneaky way of calling someone stupid

"So lemme demonstrate, I found a better way to tie my shoes, first you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, aren't I a genius?".

"Yeah that's pretty smarn't man, nice,"

"Thanks man!"

by Tony_Pepporoni February 18, 2024

Smartn’t

Not smart. A conjunction of “smart” and “not”

John: Ben is stupid.
Max: So he’s smartn’t.

John: What?

by Vatsug777 January 30, 2022

ur smartn't

to tell someone that someone is dumb

ur smartn't
you mean dumb?
no, smartn't
what

by owotsu November 9, 2020

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease)

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.

Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

by The Golden Fish June 30, 2010

RG-400 Smart Towel

technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"

Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off

by HELENisthe[curseword] June 5, 2010

Smart Talk

One who uses big words or language to sound smart or to piss someone off.

Yuki: How did ulf got high grades in his defense?
Miranda: He probably smart talked his way up.

by Grandwing July 29, 2010