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A sneaky way of calling someone stupid
"So lemme demonstrate, I found a better way to tie my shoes, first you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, aren't I a genius?".

"Yeah that's pretty smarn't man, nice,"

"Thanks man!"
smarn't by Tony_Pepporoni February 18, 2024
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Smartn’t 

Not smart. A conjunction of “smart” and “not”
John: Ben is stupid.
Max: So he’s smartn’t.

John: What?
Smartn’t by Vatsug777 January 30, 2022

ur smartn't 

to tell someone that someone is dumb
ur smartn't
you mean dumb?
no, smartn't
what
ur smartn't by owotsu November 9, 2020

REAL SMART CAN'T 

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.
I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) 

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.
Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

C.A.T. Smart

C.A.T. Smart (adjective) A term used to describe that something is off the hook, cool or a big shot.
You think you're pretty C.A.T. Smart, don't you? (Mystikal)
C.A.T. Smart by GohanBarracuda August 14, 2026

RG-400 Smart Towel 

technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"
Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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