Describes something/someone who usually would be capable of performing extremely complex tasks while simultaniously failing at something obvious that a normal person would understand.

My iPhone can recognize my face in the dark but deleted my entire music library. Smart as shit, dumb as fuck.

That person can solve the most complex equation but can't boil an egg. Smart as shit, dumb as fuck.

Smart as shit, dumb as fuck by anonymous October 20, 2026

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smarty fuck

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.

You my friend are a smarty fuck.

smarty fuck by Tbear22 January 25, 2017

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smart fucker

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.

That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!

smart fucker by rj adskins July 14, 2016

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Fuck Start his Face

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.

Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.

Fuck Start his Face by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

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fuck start

to get pummeled so bad whatever part they are beating becomes unnoticable when they are done.

"You better shut that cunt up before I go over there and fuck start her head!"

fuck start by Tooter May 3, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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