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Smart Fuck 

1. A man whom wears a condom during sex.
God, that was one smart fuck
Smart Fuck by Hulio816 May 7, 2012
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I’m smart as fuck 

I think you ought to know that by now
I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

smarty fuck 

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.
You my friend are a smarty fuck.
smarty fuck by Tbear22 January 25, 2017

smart fucker 

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.
That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!
smart fucker by rj adskins July 14, 2016

Fuck Start his Face 

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.
Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.
Fuck Start his Face by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

fuck start 

to get pummeled so bad whatever part they are beating becomes unnoticable when they are done.
"You better shut that cunt up before I go over there and fuck start her head!"
fuck start by Tooter May 3, 2005

fuck start 

1. (v) a play on the method used to start certain smaller combustion engines like a lawnmower (pull-start), a fuck start is starting your day by waking up and fucking away the tiredness.

Similar: wake up sex

2. (v) to achieve an erection through attempted intercourse with a flaccid dick.

Similar: hot dogging with no erection (yet), an ambiguation of the term pull start and the phrase suck start

Both variations of fuck start are considered a start from scratch
1. I feel pretty alert awake this morning after that fuck start I got from my girl.

2. To get me goin', my girl gave me a fuck start and THEN we were in business.
fuck start by D. Ward May 5, 2010
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