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smalldickery
Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.
smalldickery by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006
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smalldickmobile
A high performance sports car (usually a ferrari, lamborghini, porsche, maserati etc...) that is bought (or rented) in order to attract women and compensate for a small penis. Also, the owner/renter has never worked on it, and sends it to a shop for modifications or repairs.
Beverly Hills is full of people and their smalldickmobiles.
Joe: Hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
Bob: You mean the smalldickmobile?
A level of arrogance comes with owning a smalldickmobile
Girl: A guy in a smalldickmobile tried to make a pass at me!
Girl 2: You didn't get in?
Girl: No way! That guy doesn't have the balls to own a man's car!
Joe: Hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
Bob: You mean the smalldickmobile?
A level of arrogance comes with owning a smalldickmobile
Girl: A guy in a smalldickmobile tried to make a pass at me!
Girl 2: You didn't get in?
Girl: No way! That guy doesn't have the balls to own a man's car!
smalldickmobile by Bob Johnson-Smith June 28, 2012
Joshua smalldick
Joshua is the type of von( type of gay rat) to wear a leather jacket and slick back his hair. He wears toe pairs of sunglasses inside and thinks he is cool. He is busy at staring at girls and runs into walls. Thankfully for the sake of humanity he will never breed with any human no matter how disgusting, they could never dare to breed with such an animal. Back to the breeding, even if he did breed he would be infertile because he will never ever hit puberty.
Joshua smalldick by anonymous January 29, 2019
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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