Smallock 

A derogatory term used to describe a penis that is smaller than one of the testicles.

Wow Adam is that a smallock?

I love sucking smallock!

Smallock by Tailjob October 9, 2009

smallocule 

a really small molecule, like less than three bonds!

i'm sick of these smallocules, let's study some DNA!

smallocule by Robert Carey May 20, 2008

Shallock

The act of being told by a jew.

1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.

Shallock by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013

Betty swallocks 

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011

Betty Swallocks 

Sweaty bollocks

OOh I'm suffering from Betty Swallocks

Betty Swallocks by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003

smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis

When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis

smallcockitis by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015

Smallick 

A sexual move between two gay men where one man sticks his finger in his Butt, then wipes his finger between his partners nose and upper lip

Nothing turns me on more than when my boyfriend gives me a Smallick after he uses the bathroom

Smallick by Randydirt June 28, 2023