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a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis
i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it
smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005
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Smaffy saffy smiffy Scaffy smuffy Spaffy staffy saffy22 Smaffle saffya
noun
pl Scaffies
A Refuse Collector.
In Scotland (esp Fife and Lothians); a roadsweeper or a person who would push a two-dustbin barrow and use a broom and shovel to clear rubbish and shite off the thoroughfares.

Scaffies also used to rule their patch with a firm hands on misbehaving youths. Now the Community Police have assumed full responsibility for what was the scaffy's unofficial job - kicking litter louts' arses.
Some years ago, before modern titles like ‘hygiene consultants or pathway technicians’ for street cleaners, the cleanliness of Scotland's streets was in the very capable hands of ‘scaffies’ – the country's formidable road sweepers."

"Jist chuck it doon there, pal. The scaffy'll get it in the mornin'"

"The scaffy will kick yer erse if he sees ya droapping' that. Gonnae better pit it in the bin"
Scaffy by Piemanius October 12, 2008
A swaffy is the little evil pixie villain who comes to you when you smoke weed laced with an unknown hallicinagin.
The swaffy told him to run to sheriff's house naked for safety from the gun man!
swaffy by Loving_Idiotism July 1, 2017
Widely used in Wales but seldom anywhere else, denotes cheapness or tackyness.
A: Can I borrow a quid please?
B: No way! That's my money!
A: You skaffy bastard.
Skaffy by Tonemeister General October 20, 2010
Adjective/Acronym: Sexy, as, fucking, fuck, yo. Used to describe very sexually attractive individuals.
That girl over there is looking really saffy tonight. Damn she's saffy!
Saffy by KhaotikKobra October 22, 2010
Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.
I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.
smaff by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009