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Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

shitballs 

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright
As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".
shitballs by cliff December 6, 2002

slutball 

1. A girl (or guy for that matter i guess) who is so much of a slut the only way to define them is saying they're a Bunch of sluts mashed together

2. A small group of slutty girls who stand close together.
Def. 1
Didn't you know?, Christina's a slutball...

Def. 2
Guy1: dude look at that slutball over there
Guy2: yeah man you could probably have all 4 of them girls
Both: F***ing sluts
slutball by TheDefiner1-1-12 October 17, 2008
That slumball can't afford a condom
Slumball by jojoroxo July 4, 2018

Holy Shitballs 

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
Holy Shitballs by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

Holy Shitballs 

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!