Slurmp

The hero of Hyrule in the legend of slurmp

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Slurmp by unofficial slurmp March 7, 2019

slurmp

A hot nasty pussy, usually Latina

I got some slurmp from that Latina girl last night.

slurmp by Brumblesteen January 24, 2017

raisin slurpee 

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

raisin slurpee by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

Raisin Slurpee 

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

Raisin Slurpee by Loose Stool October 11, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016

Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015