A Slurmpy is a very bad call of duty player... they run around the map like a retarded chicken with its head cut off. A normal match is anywhere from 1-19 to 5-28.
Lawshark stop running around like a Slurmpy, you're getting us killed and having us lose every game.
by Real slim shady 403 August 31, 2017
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