slurmpy 

A Slurmpy is a very bad call of duty player... they run around the map like a retarded chicken with its head cut off. A normal match is anywhere from 1-19 to 5-28.

Lawshark stop running around like a Slurmpy, you're getting us killed and having us lose every game.

slurmpy by Real slim shady 403 August 31, 2017

slurpyhorsepussy 

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

slurpyhorsepussy by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

SlurpyDogPussy 

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.

Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.

SlurpyDogPussy by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

protein slurpy by stu f. May 6, 2004

Slurmp

The hero of Hyrule in the legend of slurmp

SLURMP WAKakkkeee uP YA gottssas asavwe hyrue;eahebbbb

Slurmp by unofficial slurmp March 7, 2019

Slurpy Top Hat 

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.

Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.

Slurpy Top Hat by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

Slumpy 

When you are a mix of grumpy and sleepy. Hence, being grumpy due to being sleepy.

Andrea: I'm tired, and getting grumpy.

Casey: It's okay, here's a hug.
Andrea: Get off of me, I hate when people touch me when I'm slumpy.

Slumpy by DickKnuckles July 17, 2016