A Slurmpy is a very bad call of duty player... they run around the map like a retarded chicken with its head cut off. A normal match is anywhere from 1-19 to 5-28.
Lawshark stop running around like a Slurmpy, you're getting us killed and having us lose every game.
by Real slim shady 403 August 31, 2017
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Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.
by JillianQuist November 20, 2019
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When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.
Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.
by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019
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by unofficial slurmp March 7, 2019
Get the Slurmp mug.When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009
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Casey: It's okay, here's a hug.
Andrea: Get off of me, I hate when people touch me when I'm slumpy.
Casey: It's okay, here's a hug.
Andrea: Get off of me, I hate when people touch me when I'm slumpy.
by DickKnuckles July 17, 2016
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