Slurber

A drunken blow job

Richard was heading home and asked moon for a slurber

Slurber by Tom Frick May 17, 2026

Eternal Slumber 

Euphemism for death.

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.

Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012

slumberbrag 

(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.

(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.

1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”

“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”

2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”

slumberbrag by cartostrata February 2, 2020

Plastic Surgery Slumber Party

A party where people wear 10 pounds of makeup, the thottiest clothing they can get their hands on with a pair of vinyl stilettos and large fake eyelashes. A few minutes into the party and the place is covered with glitter, broken glass, and puke. The partygoers enjoy themselves with pink frosting, cocaine, and champagne. Fights usually break out during this time that involves hair being ripped out and free nose jobs. These parties usually end 2 days after it begins.

Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."

Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."

Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."

Plastic Surgery Slumber Party by pink cocaine March 29, 2021

slumber grudge 

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.

"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."

slumber grudge by holymoleydood August 16, 2009

slumberous 

to feel tired,weary.

I'd say your looking rather slumberous this evening.

slumberous by Larissa weenie November 5, 2006

Slumber Party Syndrome 

Last one up, that can't fall asleep due to excitement from socializing. Being hushed only encourages uncontrollable laughter.

Can Also Be: Phenomenon when you are still awake and uncontrollably laughing in a social situation where you're supposed to be asleep.

Same as: SlumberParty Syndrome

Blue was suffering from slumber party syndrome as she couldn't stop uncontrollably laughing hyena style, as everyone else is passed the fuck out.

Slumber Party Syndrome by alliue December 21, 2008