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Sluice Bidet 

Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
Sluice Bidet by word burgler March 4, 2015

Pelzer Sluice

God’s unholy contraption. A cruel and heinous means of torture in which a helpless human being is chucked into a machine via a conveyor belt and enters the Pelzer Sluice where the person is callously skinned alive. The skinless corpse comes out of the machine on one end and the victim’s skin on the other.
After interrogating the man for some time, the cartel leader decided to have his men take him to the Pelzer Sluice where he was consciously flayed.
Pelzer Sluice by Internetica October 21, 2023

Sluiceville 

place. Withered town relying on rock-hound tourism to keep afloat. The kindness of strangers pays the wages at the Food and Fuel Emporium as well as Hiram's Hostelry and the trickle-down effect stops the leakage of young adults to the sleaze of the bigger towns in the Greater Gravelbend Region.

Rock collectors and iron pyrite enthusiasts congregate at the sluiceworks where steam-driven donkey-pumps have been keeping the tailings dry since 1846 when the gold ran out.

A new high fence is being hastily constructed upstream from town.

Cheese making and quilt pressing are now the main cottage-industries along with whittlin' likenesses of Grover Cleveland, who was born just up the river.

A gravel-slide that destroyed the saltine factory is surmounted by a cairn constructed of imported pebbles brought to the site by pilgrims after a local trapper had a dream in which he was commanded to build an edifice of stones to commemorate the disaster.

Aleuts have recently built a new seasonal encampment upstream from town.

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Let's take some pebbles up to Sluiceville to build up the cairn a bit. We could get the quilt pressed too if the line isn't too long.
Sluiceville by gnostic1 October 18, 2011
v. to run an item lightly between your butt cheeks before you present it to another, normally done by waitresses or food service personnel.
I hope the waitress doesn't sluice our buffalo wings before she serves them to us. OR I hope she does sluice mine.
sluice by pete stolzer December 11, 2006
Extended, original form of the word "slut"; used to refer to females that are in the habit of frequently practicing sexual acts with multiple partners.
My buddy Stu thought this girl was totally hot; I knew she was a slutice though.
slutice by Dash McButternuts January 8, 2009

slubichunt 

A rare form of woman that is at one time a slut, a bitch, and a cunt.
After Becky fucked my mom, i realized she's a slubichunt.
slubichunt by swamp donkey August 13, 2003