1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.
2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.
3. Another word for Justin Bieber.
2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.
3. Another word for Justin Bieber.
Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.
by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011
Get the Slowtarded mug.To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
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The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
Get the Slamtarded mug.The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.
by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010
Get the Snowtarded mug.Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.
by FireBox June 27, 2006
Get the slutarded mug.Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
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