Slowtard
Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?
Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!
Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!
Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!
Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!
Slowtard by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021
Related Words
Slowtard • slow-tarded • Snowtard • sloptard • sloptardism • snowtarded • Slootard • slotarded • Slowarded • slowtart
Slowtard
Slowtard by GoBananazz February 5, 2010
snowtard
A person who continues to drive at 25 miles an hour for three days after a snowstorm in spite of the roads being totally clear of anything
Slootard
–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them
–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them
–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being
Snowtarded
The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.
Snowtarded by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010
slotarded
slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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