Slowtard

Someone who is slow and retarded.

That guy Gregg is a fucking Slowtard.

by Thimble October 20, 2003

Slowtard

Someone who is sort of like a retard but completes tasks and communicates much slower

Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?

Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!

Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!

by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021

Slowtard

Someone who is very slow in the head, but is not quite a retard.

Wendy has blonde hair, she must be a slowtard.

by GoBananazz February 5, 2010

snowtard

A person who continues to drive at 25 miles an hour for three days after a snowstorm in spite of the roads being totally clear of anything

Boss: Why are you late for work?
Me: I followed a snowtard who doesn't realize the snowstorm ended three days ago
Boss: What you gonna tell me about a flat tire next?

by Bull96 April 15, 2013

Slootard

–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them

–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being

"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"

"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"

by SAVAGE GM February 4, 2010

Snowtarded

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.

Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!

by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010

slotarded

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

by SinThaWise November 7, 2010