slow-tarded 

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

slow-tarded by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

Slow-tarded 

Basically your slow and retarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded

Slow-tarded by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020

Snowtarded 

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.

Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!

Snowtarded by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010

slotarded 

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

Slowtarded 

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

Slowtarded by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

snowtarded 

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

snowtarded by meganlea December 23, 2008

Slowarded 

Mentally slow and retarded

All yall boys are slowarded by cheating on girls

Slowarded by Hisbaby13 June 9, 2018