Slowinski

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A horrible creep. Usually bald and dictator-like. He makes girls cry and gets a sick kick out of it. He usually hangs out with the people who score high on tests and ignore the people who get lower grades. He is evil. Usually compared to Lord Voldemort.

"Hey Mr. Slowinski"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Slowinski by Motherfucking platypi February 28, 2012

Words you can keep

Dirty Slowinski

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.

Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

Dirty Slowinski by TYLERS A CHUNK 69 October 3, 2012

Related Words

Slowinski • Dirty Slowinski • Stefan Slowinski • Slominski • Sowinski • slawinski • slowzinski • Kyle Sliwinski • smolinski • slabinski

Stefan Slowinski

Stefan Slowinski is a king with very valid political opinions + he is very handsome His tiktok is @stefanslowinski8

Friend 1:Hey have you seen Stefan Slowinski new post? Friend 2: alloimagibanotzaaingobbibimbobimÖÖÖ

Stefan Slowinski by poopslicker April 11, 2020

slowzinski

the term given to describe a really, really slow swimmer.

person 1: OMG! nolan slowzinski swam a 1:49 yesterday!
person 2: in his 200?! thats not bad...
person 1: NO IN HIS 100!!!

person 1 and 2: LOL!

slowzinski by peter posted. August 26, 2006

Slominski

A not so hasty nasty blasty in the back sack.

"Dude, I totally Slominskied her last night!"

Slominski by L-Dawg88 April 4, 2010

Slowiosis

You are slooooow!!

Invention by Cesar Leija in 8 pd.

Example of slowiosis:Judith

Slowiosis by Slow.judith March 8, 2019

Sowinski

A group of individual whom will pretend to be your friend and bad talk you the first chance they get. Known for dwelling on FaceBook and spreading their lies (their legs as well) to anybody who will listen. Don't put trust in these individuals, they will only use you and discard you like trash. All of them have some sort of criminal history.

You need to stop being a Sowinski. JealousObnoctiousUntruthfulLiarTheifGold diggerDumb

You pulled another Sowinski move.

Sowinski by White_trash_hater December 1, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026