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smolinski 

the most hottest and sexiest people have that last name. They are the most perfect people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Smolinski you should ask them to marry you straight away as you will be happy for the rest of you mother fucking ugly life.

Smolinski's are perfect and are amazing in every way. If you don't have this last name you deserve to die.

They have great hair, eyes and personality.

You will never hate a smolinski because they are sexy and the best people alive.
person 1 - I met the hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - I bet they were a smolinski

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - because they are the hottest and sexiest people alive
smolinski by smolinski June 20, 2021
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smolinski 

only the hottest people have this last name. Smolinski's are the best people you will ever meet. You will fall in love with them straight away. If you ever meet a smolinski ask them to marry you straight away.

Smolinski's have amazing bodies and and personalities. They are all super sexy and really pretty.
They have great hair and eyes and no one hates them. It is impossible to hate them.

Ok that you. Love you xx
- from the hottest smolinski in the world.
person 1 - i met the most hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - they must be a smolinski.

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - best they are the hottest and sexiest people to live.
smolinski by smolinski June 20, 2021

Stiles Stilinski 

Hot and nerdy best friend of the main character, Scott Mcall, in the TV show "Teen Wolf". Hilariously sarcastic and one of the best characters on the show. (PLAYED BY DYLAN O'BRIEN)
Scott: "Stiles... if you have it, we'll do something. I'll do something."

Stiles: *cries and hugs bff*

We all <3 Stiles Stilinski!!
Stiles Stilinski by P5YCH0P4TH June 24, 2016

Stiles Stilinski 

Stiles Stilinski is the cutest/funniest boy ever

Stiles Stilinski 

Perfect , sarcastic careing guy who would do anything for u . We stan him in teen wolf and watch it 100 times because of him ;)

We all need a stiles in our life
Stiles Stilinski is the most sarcastic and funny man

Dirty Slowinski 

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.
Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

Molinski 

Slang for someone who takes the fall for something they didn't do. Also patsy or fall guy.

Molinksis are usually paid off to take the blame, however, they can also be the victims of a frame job.
I paid Mook five beans to be my molinski.

I'm looking at my third strike, I need to find a molinksi or I'm up for life.
Molinski by FezMonkey December 22, 2008