slowzinski 

the term given to describe a really, really slow swimmer.

person 1: OMG! nolan slowzinski swam a 1:49 yesterday!
person 2: in his 200?! thats not bad...
person 1: NO IN HIS 100!!!

person 1 and 2: LOL!

slowzinski by peter posted. August 26, 2006

Dirty Slowinski 

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.

Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

Dirty Slowinski by TYLERS A CHUNK 69 October 3, 2012

Slominski 

A not so hasty nasty blasty in the back sack.

"Dude, I totally Slominskied her last night!"

Slominski by L-Dawg88 April 4, 2010

Sowinski 

A group of individual whom will pretend to be your friend and bad talk you the first chance they get. Known for dwelling on FaceBook and spreading their lies (their legs as well) to anybody who will listen. Don't put trust in these individuals, they will only use you and discard you like trash. All of them have some sort of criminal history.

You need to stop being a Sowinski. JealousObnoctiousUntruthfulLiarTheifGold diggerDumb

You pulled another Sowinski move.

Sowinski by White_trash_hater December 1, 2011

Kyle Sliwinski 

a nerd who is zesty as hell and known for this. Occasionally says random lines. Known for texting Carmela about how Liam Mcnamee is a bitch

Look at that kyle Sliwinski looking ass over there

Kyle Sliwinski by Bign17372 January 21, 2023

Slowinski 

A horrible creep. Usually bald and dictator-like. He makes girls cry and gets a sick kick out of it. He usually hangs out with the people who score high on tests and ignore the people who get lower grades. He is evil. Usually compared to Lord Voldemort.

"Hey Mr. Slowinski"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Slowinski by Motherfucking platypi February 28, 2012

Stefan Slowinski 

Stefan Slowinski is a king with very valid political opinions + he is very handsome His tiktok is @stefanslowinski8

Friend 1:Hey have you seen Stefan Slowinski new post? Friend 2: alloimagibanotzaaingobbibimbobimÖÖÖ

Stefan Slowinski by poopslicker April 11, 2020