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the term given to describe a really, really slow swimmer.

person 1: OMG! nolan slowzinski swam a 1:49 yesterday!
person 2: in his 200?! thats not bad...
person 1: NO IN HIS 100!!!

person 1 and 2: LOL!

slowzinski by peter posted. August 26, 2006

Words you can keep

Dirty Slowinski

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.

Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

Dirty Slowinski by TYLERS A CHUNK 69 October 3, 2012

Related Words

slowzinski • Slowinski • Dirty Slowinski • Stefan Slowinski • Slominski • Sowinski • slawinski • Kyle Sliwinski

Slominski

A not so hasty nasty blasty in the back sack.

"Dude, I totally Slominskied her last night!"

Slominski by L-Dawg88 April 4, 2010

Sowinski

A group of individual whom will pretend to be your friend and bad talk you the first chance they get. Known for dwelling on FaceBook and spreading their lies (their legs as well) to anybody who will listen. Don't put trust in these individuals, they will only use you and discard you like trash. All of them have some sort of criminal history.

You need to stop being a Sowinski. JealousObnoctiousUntruthfulLiarTheifGold diggerDumb

You pulled another Sowinski move.

Sowinski by White_trash_hater December 1, 2011

Kyle Sliwinski

a nerd who is zesty as hell and known for this. Occasionally says random lines. Known for texting Carmela about how Liam Mcnamee is a bitch

Look at that kyle Sliwinski looking ass over there

Kyle Sliwinski by Bign17372 January 21, 2023

Slowinski

A horrible creep. Usually bald and dictator-like. He makes girls cry and gets a sick kick out of it. He usually hangs out with the people who score high on tests and ignore the people who get lower grades. He is evil. Usually compared to Lord Voldemort.

"Hey Mr. Slowinski"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Slowinski by Motherfucking platypi February 28, 2012

Stefan Slowinski

Stefan Slowinski is a king with very valid political opinions + he is very handsome His tiktok is @stefanslowinski8

Friend 1:Hey have you seen Stefan Slowinski new post? Friend 2: alloimagibanotzaaingobbibimbobimÖÖÖ

Stefan Slowinski by poopslicker April 11, 2020

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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