Slow-venian

An individual born with a Slovenian background that is a slow runner.

Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.

Slow-venian by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019

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slovenian

Resident of Slovenia.

Look how smart and good-looking this Slovenian is!

slovenian by slovenac August 27, 2003

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Slovenian

The sexiest language in this world. Forget spanish, this will make a girl wet in just one word. Especially if Blaž says it.

Daaaamn did i pee my pants or is this Slovenian?

Slovenian by Fjuflover December 24, 2019

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Slovenian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.

P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?

Slovenian Power Wank by meck meck meck meck April 5, 2010