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A Germanic name, apparently also the name of my bunkmate who I never knew I had. Sometimes he might also be your dad, brother, son-in-law, friend, cousin or a pet. Sometimes even your goldfish.
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Me: Guess I should look under my bed more often
Günter by LittleFrostyRaven November 1, 2020
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German slang term for weed. Comes from the famous author Günter Grass.
Going down to Mauerpark to get some Günter man. Will you join?
Günter by somenongermandude July 28, 2013
Noun: Nickname relating to alter-ego of those seriously detrimentally affected by alcohol due to rapid imbibing. Key indicators include vertical swaying (aka loss of balance, bumbling into everything/everyone), limited eyelid function, dazed smiling and the continual 'thumbs-up'.

Verb; To Günter: To rapidly, and often subtley, imbibe signficant quantities of alcohol and subsquently display the characteristics described above.
"Did you notice Günter was out last night?"
'Yeah, he drank twice as much as everyone else then bumbled round the club all night, not fully opening his eyes. He seemed happy though...'

"That guy was completely Güntered last night, he fell asleep in the cupboard with a pizza on his lap"
Günter by definitionLAD October 2, 2012
günter is a extrem handsome man with an amazing yummy and big dick hes very nice and everyone loves him hes so badass and his kicks are awesome
günter ist awesome
Günter by anonymous November 21, 2021
A guy who makes lots of animal-like noises while he fucks.
Chik- OoOhh OoOhh Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Gunter-MOOOOO!!!!! RAWR!!!! WOOF WOOF!!!
Gunter by TheMidSizedCheese June 26, 2008
A fucking beast that has a sick ass jelly layup, and his jump shot is ungaurdable and he pulls hella hoes. He is also a god at almost everything he does. And he makes a damn good cowboy.
I wish I could be like Gunter, he’s cool as shit.
Gunter by retnug sirron November 22, 2018
The last Zombie remaining prior to the way ending in the game type Nazi Zombies from the game Call of Duty: World At War. He typically is held at a window as you repair it or he slowly follows around a bait person so others can get weapons and rebuild the damaged windows.
Someone hold Gunter while I get a new gun!
Gunter by II CAMO II January 19, 2009
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