Slothology 

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slothology:
The study of slow-moving, lazy, and work-averse shaggy vegetarian creatures with hooklike claws.

Lady bugs crawl all around me, slothy slothology surrounds me.

Slothology by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Slutology 

The study of how sluts or whores interact with other people, including other sluts. Popular studies go into slut determination (compared to regular women), how to pick up sluts, slutonomics (the cost of having a slut/sluts), interslut and intraslut sociology, and slut management.

Hey Tony, how did you do in that slutology 101 exam? I think I did well, but I had trouble answering how daddy issues lead to choking fetishes.

Slutology by The Human Whisk November 17, 2019

slothologist 

(n) usually a short-sighted, chia-pet hair, very short female. Likes naps. Will literally fall asleep anywhere. Sucks at connect 4.

That Tiffany always passes out at the bar, she’s such a slothologist.

slothologist by Darthsloth May 28, 2021

Sethology

noun
- the science of animalistic seth behavior.
- the study of the human seth; behavior and social organization from a psychological perspective.

Most quotes fashioned after sethology are unnecessary, unexpected, and unwarranted- save yourself for it is ridiculous and may cause harm to the point of uncertainty of being.

Sethology by wustang October 21, 2014

smoothology 

The study of being as smooth as the great Cameron that's SIMPLY lemonade

Man did u study for smoothology
Nah buh I bet Cameron did
He so smooth

smoothology by Cujo c.l.t May 13, 2018

scathology 

The study of or obsession with shit.

That is a bunch of bovine scathology! In other words... That's a bunch of bullshit!

scathology by Tall old gal May 29, 2022

Snotology 

The study of mucus from humans and other species.

My son is getting into snotology.
I hate snotology.

Snotology by doing this for fun April 28, 2024