slothologist Share definition Flag (n) usually a short-sighted, chia-pet hair, very short female. Likes naps. Will literally fall asleep anywhere. Sucks at connect 4. That Tiffany always passes out at the bar, she’s such a slothologist. slothologist by Darthsloth May 28, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the slothologist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch