Slopar

Gay bald dudes that buy old slow muscle cars

“Dude look at my new 1971 Magnum Charger”
“You’re a slopar”

by Smallnutz13 September 9, 2025

Slopacliticus

Busted up clit and lips and not in a good way.... usually violated by the mandingo species of man, usually of the African descent, and many sessions at that..... you'll wind up finding yourself with a bad case of slopacliticus.

#Slopacliticus

Rhonda slept around to much and that led to her slopacliticus.

by KcChief February 18, 2019

Miss sloper

A women who has a new scooter and wants to be an eshay but in fact she cant spell. But Miss sloper r u wanting to be an eshay. SAVAGE SLOPER IS COMING FOR U

Miss Sloper The eshay with her scooter

by YEh Bah September 24, 2020

SLOAR

Sudden Late Onset Adult Retardation

Did that fat, pink polo shirt wearing mother fucker just blame his heat stroke collapse on a Jenny Craig exclusive diet? How the fuck did he get a law degree? Must be a case of SLOAR.

by Taurwell October 3, 2019

slopass

1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.

1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.

by JohnRom February 5, 2008

Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus

by knappyboy March 5, 2011

slapar

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a slapar last night. She loved that steak!

by variari October 7, 2019