variari's definitions

slapar

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a slapar last night. She loved that steak!

by variari October 7, 2019

Žiga

The name of a very pretty species of females, commonly has blonde hair and blue eyes and originated in sweden.

Look at that pretty girl! I bet her name is Žiga

It's weird that that guy's name is Žiga! I thought that name was copyrighted for the hottest girls in the world!

Žiga has such cute boobs!

by variari October 9, 2019

Voranc

1. When one trips over air when walking on a flat surface, usually happens anywhere at any given time; it varies from once to ten times a day.

2. When you fail to walk like a sane person.

Person 1:
"Hey, guys!
You remember yesterday when -" (trips over on a flat pavement)

His friends:(all laugh)

Person 2:"Not another Voranc ..." (slaps forehead)

Someone watching from afar: "Look at her, she's done a Voranc. Again. I think it was ten times this week..."

by variari October 9, 2019

Matej

Means daughter and Portugease.

My matej told me she skipped class I'm so proud

by variari October 9, 2019

Zala

She is pretty, stupid...

Oh, sorry i wonted to say pretty stupid

Who is that pretty stupid girl in a corner?

Oh, it is just Zala.

by variari October 9, 2019

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by variari October 8, 2019

piss

1. urine

2. odd referrence to a fire ant

3. anger

4. Jurin

1. aww jeez man, hold on a sec i really gotta piss.

2. hey, look out for that colony of piss ants.

3. man, you Jurin me off.

by variari October 8, 2019