slopass

1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.

1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.

by JohnRom February 5, 2008

Slopass

When someone scores a bullshit goal in any games of the popular FIFA series. A slopass goal generally occurs when the ball bounces off multiple players and/or weird angles that conclude in a goal for the slopass player. This leaves the player on the opposing team in a stupor of amazent as they simultaneously delve into anger and throw shit across the room followed by screams and loud cussing.

Many games including those that involve sports have slopass characteristics. FIFA is just an excellent example along with most anything commisioned by EA Sports

Kevin : Wow I can't believe Kyle just scored that slopass goal on Walt in FIFA 11, he just kicked the TV and threw the controller into the wall.

Walt: %#$# off Kevin

by Classless023 October 31, 2011

Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.

John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.

by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

Slowpass

The term used to describe the action of passing a bong/pipe to a fellow smoker.

Did you see that slowpass? it took like 20 seconds............man.

by Psynth April 10, 2010

Slowass

Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.

Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.

by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Slopasaurus

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.

Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!

by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011