A guy who actively likes to be
fucked in the ass causing them to
eventually become
mentally disabled and tries to avoid it by acting as normal as possible.
Wow bro that girl pegged Salim so hard
last night that he became a Sloomer.
A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it
originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really
smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a
photograph amongst other things.
'That was a Stoomer of a goal'
