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Slofing is a water sport in which you try to eat a 5 course meal while surfing, it is an up and coming sport and is soon to make it to the Olympics.
“Wow dude did you see the new Slofing match?”

Omg yes I can’t wait till it gets to the Olympics
Slofing by Strange name August 24, 2026
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To degrade or get worse. Coming from the idea that when you are sloping you are going downhill.
The peanut sauce they got there has really been sloping for awhile.
Sloping by Captain Bumbo November 8, 2010
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Lying down on a sofa .. Firstly reading, doing a simple task, or watching TV / surfing on net / listening music ..At the end taking a "break" as a popular "siesta" or directly sleeping on the sofa.

(To practice or to do.. is implicit in the meaning, but you are free to include them when you are writting/saying the word)

Other similar meanings:

Rest few minutes lying down on a sofa.

"Unplugging" for all the tasks of the day for few minutes, lying down on a sofa.
Sofing before go out at night to the party.

I need sofing, this day is so complicated than I need to disconnect.

I like sofing after a long day at the university, before cooking the dinner
sofing by raolbaletco May 16, 2009
An acronym which stands for "sticking leeches on myself." It was coined by an Above the Influence commercial which depicts high school students who are addicted to sticking leeches on themselves-supposedly to get high. The commercial used the term metaphorically to show how the power of peer pressure can influence adolescents to do dumb things-leeches truly cannot get a person high. However, the ad has had an ironic effect. Some brainiacs who view the commercial believe that leeches (which tend to carry many harmful diseases) can actually cause one to become high. Thus, "sloming," which is probably worse for one's health than pot, has actually become a practice among some naive teens.
"Hey do you wanna go sloming tonight?"
"Dude, that's not real"
sloming by mealsss January 9, 2007
A derivative of the word "slore" that combines "slut" and "whore" to describe an extremely promiscuous woman. Sloring is defined as being lazy, doing nothing, laying around without accomplishing any goals, and generally being a bum.
"Dude if you stopped sloring around the house all day and actually filled out an application or two, maybe you'd get a job."

"I was just at home sloring, when my ex called me up for a bootycall, hot dickings i thought, so she came over and i got a blowjob out of the whole ordeal."♠
Sloring by Cursiv3 February 12, 2009
Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem
When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming
sloming by #Unknown# November 30, 2006
The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.
John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"
Slowing by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011
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