Definitions by HandFlapper403

Slowing 

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

Slowing by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

Poo Minstrels by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Ballsack Bingo

In the scenario of a male orgy, 'Ballsack Bingo' is used to define the act of writing numbers on the ballsacks of other participants of the orgy, then picking one out at random, subsequently engaging in such acts as hearty reacharounds!

Yes Mum, I had a great time last night with the guys! We played Ballsack Bingo until dawn!

Ballsack Bingo by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

TSE 

Testicular Self-Examination.

The man checked his testicles using TSE.

TSE by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Rectal Invasion 

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"

Rectal Invasion by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Adolf Shitler 

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.

*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!

Adolf Shitler by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

The Field Goal 

When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.

The Field Goal by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011