HandFlapper403's definitions

Vocal Constipation

Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.

1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!

by HandFlapper403 November 4, 2010

Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Adolf Shitler

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.

*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

TSE

Testicular Self-Examination.

The man checked his testicles using TSE.

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Roller Buffalo

When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011