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When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.
On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
by HandFlapper403 April 08, 2011
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When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!
by HandFlapper403 April 09, 2011
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When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.
Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
by HandFlapper403 April 08, 2011
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In the scenario of a male orgy, 'Ballsack Bingo' is used to define the act of writing numbers on the ballsacks of other participants of the orgy, then picking one out at random, subsequently engaging in such acts as hearty reacharounds!
Yes Mum, I had a great time last night with the guys! We played Ballsack Bingo until dawn!
by HandFlapper403 April 09, 2011
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A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.
*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!
by HandFlapper403 April 08, 2011
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Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
by HandFlapper403 November 03, 2010
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