When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"
Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Testicular Self-Examination.
by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.
by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.
On Jackass 3D:
"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011
