Adolf Shitler

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.
*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!
by HandFlapper403 April 08, 2011
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Ballsack Bingo

In the scenario of a male orgy, 'Ballsack Bingo' is used to define the act of writing numbers on the ballsacks of other participants of the orgy, then picking one out at random, subsequently engaging in such acts as hearty reacharounds!
Yes Mum, I had a great time last night with the guys! We played Ballsack Bingo until dawn!
by HandFlapper403 April 09, 2011
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TSE

Testicular Self-Examination.
The man checked his testicles using TSE.
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Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.
John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"
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Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.
Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
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Vocal Constipation

Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
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Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!
by HandFlapper403 April 09, 2011
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