9 definitions by HandFlapper403
In the scenario of a male orgy, 'Ballsack Bingo' is used to define the act of writing numbers on the ballsacks of other participants of the orgy, then picking one out at random, subsequently engaging in such acts as hearty reacharounds!
by HandFlapper403 April 9, 2011
by HandFlapper403 April 8, 2011
When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.
On Jackass 3D:
"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
by HandFlapper403 April 8, 2011
Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"
Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
by HandFlapper403 April 8, 2011
The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.
by HandFlapper403 April 20, 2011
When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
by HandFlapper403 April 8, 2011
Verb. Another term for stuttering.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
by HandFlapper403 November 3, 2010