Slobbit

Two incredibly cute people who are in love with each other but too shy to do anything about it.

Dang that slobbit over there is really cute. They should really go out or something.

by CamelOnALeaf June 10, 2014

stobbit

When someone says "stop it" too fast, it sounds like "stobbit."

Jen: Don't you think I'm a sexy beast?
Brian: Stobbit. Just stobbit.

by Hrk January 19, 2008

Slobbin Knockers

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

Slobbing meat

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva

Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat

by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

slobbification

A term to describe COVID’s powerful mass effect to cause everyone on the planet to feel at least slightly comfortable shopping in their pajamas.

Yes it is most certainly the Year of the Slipper Shoppers, the slobbification of America has formally arrived.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.

Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.

by sherav October 20, 2012

hog slobbin'

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

by Dat Blessed Dude October 5, 2016