Slobastard 

A hybrid between a slob and a bastard

I hear Johnny binge ate out of sadness and didn't bathe for days after learning he was conceived illegitimately, what a slobastard

Slobastard by DaftLink June 22, 2011

sebastard 

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

sebastard by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

slastard 

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

slastard by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

sebastard 

someone who is being mean, rude, bastard, etc

"god jen you are being a real sebastard, why did you eat all of my tootsie rolls?"

sebastard by jrap March 15, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019