sloaned

the act of being owned by a 3rd party that takes no action when a 2nd party blatently violates your rights even though the 3rd party is usually required to intervene.

Particularly used in basketball when the referees do not call a blatently obvious foul after someone has been viciously hacked by the other team

DAMN, that mothafucka got knocked to fuck out! what?! the refs didnt say nothing?! Man, he got sloaned!

or, in an office setting:

DAMN, that mothafucka copied his ass on the copier again and distributed copies to everyone in the office! what?! the bosses didnt say nothing? Man, we got sloaned!

by Bajan from TexAgs March 24, 2008

Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

by DRN September 15, 2008

Sloaned

When you walk past someone you know and they don’t respond to your greeting

I just got sloaned by Jamie

by CordellWorker December 12, 2018

Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

by DRN September 16, 2008

Sloaned

To have one's phone yeeted from a roller coaster

I Sloaned a phone on Toutatis. Damn backwards launches.

by DrossPedantic July 6, 2023

Sloaned

You didn't just get owned, you didn't just get slayed, you just got sloaned like a little nig as motha fucka.

"Dude Dan, you just got fucking SLOANED off that hit dude!"

by Sir John C June 30, 2006

Sloaned

The act of stealing someone else's spotlight. Turning the attention to oneself when the topic or subject is on someone else.

Man, that guy is in every photo...does he even know the bride and groom? He totally Sloaned their wedding!

Damn, who is the person that keeps posting comments on my picture? Look there is like 50 replies to this guy, I got Sloaned!

by Zoftig_Girl October 18, 2010