Slitsy
Definition of someone who is inebriated due to excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption resulting in their eyes to resemble slits.
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Prices in USD. Free US shipping. International shipping and regional book fees are shown before payment.
Slissy Wasp
Slissy Wasp by eruka shit on u December 10, 2020
Related Words
Slitsy • slitty • Slity • Shitsy • skitsy • Smitsy • shitsydoodle • Shitsy nine • Shitsyphus • Shitsy poo
Skitsy
Skitsy by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016
Slitty
“Dat nigga Slitty as shit I sent him 600 dollars for a 8 to be called in he blocked me.”
“If I Feel Like It’s Getting Slitty Den I’m Clutching”
“If I Feel Like It’s Getting Slitty Den I’m Clutching”
Slitty by Dmvdictionary July 4, 2021
Smitsy
When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.
Smitsy by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010
sliding slits
sliding slits by OnlyGhosts March 8, 2015
slitsurfing
the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.
slitsurfing by remittancegirl October 21, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026