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Definition of someone who is inebriated due to excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption resulting in their eyes to resemble slits.
1) Hey slitsy, how about another drink?
2) You should have seen him, he was completed slitsed over
Slitsy by Janszoon July 6, 2003
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Slissy Wasp 

Slissy Wasp is the worst thing you could ever be called!
Gavin called me a "Slissy Wasp" so I jumped off the trump tower
Slissy Wasp by eruka shit on u December 10, 2020
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When someone is stressed,scared,worried and they start showing signs of stress
"He thought his parents were going to find out so he was being dead skitsy"
Skitsy by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016
Unpredictable. Never know it’s next move. Cuttthroat. Started By Wopatron (SlittyGuy) DMV Artist
“Dat nigga Slitty as shit I sent him 600 dollars for a 8 to be called in he blocked me.”

“If I Feel Like It’s Getting Slitty Den I’m Clutching”
Slitty by Dmvdictionary July 4, 2021
When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.
my friend pulled a smitsy on the science project.
Smitsy by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010

sliding slits 

Two men that interlock their dick slits for pleasure or for when two women are scissoring.
Dude,those guys are getting super sweaty from sliding slits!
sliding slits by OnlyGhosts March 8, 2015

slitsurfing 

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.
We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.
slitsurfing by remittancegirl October 21, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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