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The perfect level of drunkness, falling between shitfaced and tipsy.
Would you Like another beer, sir?

No, I'm feeling pretty shitsy.
Shitsy by Me Animal December 12, 2010
Words you can keep
"adj" As to or referencing a case of the "shits" or runny bum syndrome. "noun" Or a term of endearment for a piece of shit car.
I ate 20 jalepenos and drank a fifth of tequila and boy oh boy do I feel shitsy!

Have you seen my new Subaru? She's my shitsy and I love her.
Shitsy by Ben MP November 5, 2007

Shitsy poo

Really bad shit that stinks like your best friend's mom's ass. darsh
Dude, I think Steve's got the shitsy poo's like a erect horse.
Shitsy poo by MWebStar November 18, 2004

Shitsy nine 

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.
My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.
Shitsy nine by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018

The shitsy bitchsy spider 

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.
/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/
The shitsy bitchsy spider by J\ July 10, 2023

She Shits Too 

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.
Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."
She Shits Too by will bitten February 10, 2017

syrup shits 

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth
Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits
syrup shits by Dasyrup June 8, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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