Definition of someone who is inebriated due to excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption resulting in their eyes to resemble slits.
1) Hey slitsy, how about another drink?
2) You should have seen him, he was completed slitsed over
Male: Someone who frequents Pubs, Bars and similar establishments and is generally considered part of the furniture.
Female: Someone who frequents Pubs, Bars and similar establishments and is readily considered the easiest 'score' in town
1) Those pubfucks don't know what they're on about.
2) Going out to score me a pubfuck tonight