slitsurfing 

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.

We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.

slitsurfing by remittancegirl October 21, 2011

skinsurfing 

To browse through bebo skins. Surfers spend between 15-60 minutes searching for that perfect-o skin. Desperate surfers may browse through favourites, skin sections, and even peoples profiles! Bebo-stalkin' at its greatest.

Prishee: Where'd you find that skin?
Rachee: Oh ya know, I just went skinsurfing for it

skinsurfing by imaWOODchuck. January 28, 2009

shitsurfing 

Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.

Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?

Oh he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?

Oh, he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?

Oh , she's just shitsurfing

shitsurfing by Pagawaga September 13, 2016